Christmas Gift Poem from Seasoned Pioneers

Seasoned Pioneers are we

For spicy food we hold the key

Unlocking every flavour

For our customers to savour.

So make a healthy choice today

From our latest gift array

And sample a selection

To embrace a new direction.

Friends and neighbours, family too

Just think of all those people who

Would love a novel gift from you –

Could any other present do?

There’s peppercorns, salts, spices for drinks

Curries and chillies for kitchen high jinks.

From professional chefs to amateur cooks

They’re boxed to show their shiny good looks.

Recipes, too, for all to inspire

Wonderful meals that never will tire.

In Santa’s stocking – no longer the chocs,

On Christmas morning, instead of the socks

What a surprise, what a delight!

Someone, at last, has got it so right!

Rick Stein’s Spices, Delia’s too

That certain person – they just knew

How loved ones yearn to be inspired

And with imagination fired

To reach their true potential

In creating dishes sensual.

Hot and fiery, exotic, organic

Never a problem, no need to panic

Lots of ideas on how to cheat

How, in a trice , to turn up the heat.

All over the world, India, Asia,

Spicy cooking should never phase yer!

With attractive packages brought to the door

We guarantee your street cred. will soar!

Ever ‘last minute’?

This sure will ‘swing it’!

So add us to your Christmas list

Receive, or give, that is the gist

Of these our seasonal wishes

For those ever grateful dishes!

 

Greetings we send

With every spice blend

And a ‘Happy New Year’

From everyone here!